FAN MAIL

Woke up this morning to this " FAN " e-mail . As Sonja Johnson , one of my favorite authors said ;
" If you're PISSING MEN OFF , you must be doing something RIGHT " . Read on !

Hello Ms. Hulse,

I just thought I would send you a message regarding your seemingly
immoral values, and outline a few issues I have relating to your use
of hatred under the false pretense of "educating" equality.

First, as a career person in the entertainment industry, I find your
description of yourself as a "performance artist" insulting to the
true performance artists out there.

Second, I find it ironic that in your demo video for the ONLY
production you've done advocating against violence, you use the
(awesome) song of a woman who MURDERED her husband (who was far more
successful in the same industry as her) due to a failing marriage and
for the purpose of utilizing his (superior) intellectual property.

Third, I find it rather disgusting that in your "educational"
production, you imply that domestic violence solely entails a man
being violent against a woman, yet in reality there are FAR more cases
of domestic violence by women against men (physical and emotional),
yet they do not garner as much attention due to what is perceived as
socially acceptable.

Fourth, targeting your inaccurate "production" towards young
impressionable adults is rather deplorable.

Fifth, implying that normal innocent human acts which both men and
women commit are variations of "rape" which only women suffer is
absolutely ridiculous and immoral.

Sixth, your oppression against men, particularly by brainwashing young
budding men into feeling they are inferior, resulting in lifelong
depression, through deceptive alterations of what actually happens in
this world, and of history itself is deplorable and immoral.

Seventh, including a link to Valerie Solanas' psychotically genocidal
work of hate literature the S.C.U.M. Manifesto is ludicrous and only
serves to emphasize that while you function under the guise of
advocating equality, you are nothing more than a hateful extreme
feminist with an agenda.

Eighth, I just checked Merriam Webster, there is no such word as
"womyn" (p.s. since you're probably thinking at this point I'm just a
dumb male, let me spell it out for you: as you may have noticed my
grammar and spelling - unlike yours - is immaculate, which is the
result of a lifetime of reading, yes, that's right, I read - among a
very long list of other hobbies I partake in that would boggle your
extremely narrow mind - to elaborate, it was a wry joke relating to
your lack of respect for both genders).

Just to cover my "woman oppressing" proverbial ass, you do have
permission to quote me wherever you may feel the desire to do so, but
you ONLY have permission to do so on the condition that you quote this
email in its entirety.

Regards,

 

A MALE FAN